What are the interesting jokes and paragraphs?

1. I just went to buy medicine and suddenly forgot the name of the medicine. The owner of the pharmacy said that I have been selling medicine for 30 years. As long as you say the two words in the medicine, I know what medicine. I only know the last two words, the boss said, what? I said: Capsules ...

In Uncle: I don't know how your aunt looks at me. Remember that year of Valentine's Day, I finished the fruit, passed by a gold jewelry shop, went in to see the lively, Your aunt is a salesperson in it. I asked casually: "How much is a pound of this stuff ..."

later we got married. As a result, after getting married, she scolded me as a liar when she quarreled.

3. Some people posted on a forum: After killing a cockroach with cockroach medicine, how can cockroaches get more frequent?

The people replied to God: "Your family is gone, aren't you in a hurry?"

The funny funny paragraphs:

1, In the evening, I went to the night market to buy a belt and walked to a stall. I found that the belt looked very beautiful and strong. I picked a favorite question: "Boss, how much money?" The boss looked up: "Fifteen! You! How old is it? "

. When I went to a friend's house in the country, I saw a lot of wild vegetables on the door. , The owner suddenly shouted: "What are you doing?" I quickly said with a smile: "Buy some wild vegetables, how much money a pound?" The owner: "Just take it without money!

3. Running in the square in the evening, I was tired of sitting on the bench, and a young woman was playing with my mobile phone concentrating on my phone. Suddenly, the young woman reached out and stroked it on my leg ... We were shocked After looking at it for five seconds, the young woman stood up and shouted: "Ah! What about my dog? Just lie here!"

4. In the morning, my wife is on Wearing stockings, I said, "Your legs are very suitable for advertising for stockings." My wife smiled: "Hate, really?" I: "Really, your legs fully prove the elasticity of stockings ... Hi ! ... Don't throw me on your shoes. "

5. The ordinary working class, how much for men to make money every month and the height of home treatment is changed. For example, if I earned 8,000 this month, my wife would hold me a silk quilt; I earned 5000, my wife took out the down quilt; I earned 3000, my wife took out a quilt; I earned 1000, I slept with vegetation ...

last night, the son lost his teeth for the first time. The wife said to him, "If you put the fell teeth under the pillow, there will be a fairy in the middle of the night to replace it with five dollars." So after the son fell asleep that night, I quietly slipped into his bedroom Carefully took away his teeth from his pillow. Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Put it under your own pillow.

Dad's culture is not high. Dad suddenly made me teach English sorry and thank you for this English word. I said to him: Sorry for English is sorry. Thank you for English. Dad explained to me. One day Dad squeezed the bus. There was a beautiful woman in front. The driver suddenly braked a rush. Dad's hand touched the beautiful woman's chest. My dad suddenly spent his light and said. The whole car said. Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence God!

haha, but unfortunately you can only send nine pictures

1. I never want to see you anymore n
husband: Where to go?

Wife: I'm so angry that I don't want to see you anymore.

It husband: I can ignore me now, but I must finish the shelves before going to bed at night.

Wife: Why?

husband: Because the night is too long, I want to hold you to sleep.

2, you can not only look at it, but also turn around

husband: wife, May Day, where do we go to play?

Wife: Where do you want to go?

The husband: I want to go to Huangshan or Guilin to see the landscape, and the Great Wall is also good.

Wife: Haven't you seen anyone? Come, I bought you a globe.

husband: What are you doing?

Wife: The world is so big, you can not only look at it, but also turn around.

3, I will continue to work

Wife: Husband, we have been together for seven years, what do you want to say?

Husband: It's the most satisfying thing in my life with you. Since the two of us are together, some people do every day, someone brushes the bowl, and someone is washed by clothes. If you do n’t do it, you will scold me. It ’s really hard to you.

wife: oops! The family does not need to be polite, and I will continue to work hard.

1. A man on the bus fell unstoppable and fell. A woman saw the speech and said: Three feet are unstable, and the man will answer: Who can get up and down two mouths, who can get two mouths, who can get up and down Say you.

2. A question B: Hey; I heard that you were fired.

B: No!

: How did the boss say to you;

B: He said that this small thing is not good, and you don't need to go to work tomorrow.

: Isn't that fired?

B: No, he told me not to go to work tomorrow.

3. How much is this dress? 400 yuan. 200 yuan not sold? Well, don't you buy it, just come to practice bargaining?

4. Passing to booth to buy pork, how much do you want to cut? Pointing to say: chop, cut, chop, cut three or two. The booth pork merchants were stunned after cutting.

5. Men's blind date has not succeeded. For the reason, the family was poor. I thought about a way to buy spray paint and wrote the word of '' word on the wall. The blind date was successfully completed. One walked at the door and said: When will this house be folded?

This looking at the audience behind the audience behind the scene. He was not angry or in a hurry. He thought about it, and he was a big deal. He said that he went to the mouth. I didn't believe it. I couldn't make the stinky egg.

is thinking, the phone rang. Sure enough, he came from the basket of his daughter -in -law again.

"I am embarrassed to think of Wanwan, the basket can't go today."

"What is it?" Yu Wan was a little impatient and said angrily.

"This time is troublesome, the basket was taken by the police station!"

"Ah?! What happened?"

"The police said he played hooligan."

"Ah ...? He ... he is a hooligan? This can't be!" This was unexpected. He thought, this is a big deal, no matter what, you can't ignore it. Ask which police station, you will leave when you drive in the car.

At the police station, I saw the broken basket and pulled my head, stood embarrassedly at the corner, the pants were skewed, and a large area was wet in front. Yu Wanxin said, not good, this is the current!

"It is impossible for him to play hooligan, really, comrade of the police, I don't lie!"

"How do you know that he can't play hooligan?" The police thought, although you hate him to play hooligans, after all, it was his daughter -in -law. Now I will get him home first. I don't understand this?

"I am his daughter -in -law, I don't know who knows?" Saying a finger fish: "Don't believe it, you ask him!"
n fish quickly said, " That's right, it seems ... I heard. "

" What do you want, that is! "

" Yes, yes, that is! "Yu Wan quickly changed his mouth to change his mouth quickly Then said, "Don't you have a video? Don't you know if you don't see the video?"

It the police then remembered watching the video.

It first look at the hotel.

The is the same as breaking the basket. He drank five or six bottles of beer by himself, and then walked out of the hotel.

Then, let's play the video on the street.

This is still like the basket. When you go out for dozens of meters, you can wave your head. It seems to be looking for something. Looking up, you can see a road sign, which says: public toilet, two hundred meters left. Then follow the direction, and see the road signs: public toilets, turn to 300 meters right. At this time, it was seen that the broken basket was anxious, but continued to move forward. By 300 meters, there are road signs: public toilets, 250 meters in front of the traffic lights. At this time, the body shaking of the breaking basket was even greater, and the facial features were uncomfortable. When the red and green lights were clicked, I finally couldn't help but unbuttoned the trouser belt ...

As the basket is the same, he lets urine, not intentionally playing hooligans in front of the public.

The things are clear, and it is okay to break the basket. Going away, the police uncle patted the broken basket's shoulder and said, "Drink in the future, remember these words ..."

"You said, you say ..." Essence

The policeman said, "Listen to his wife, follow the party, eat more vegetables, drink less alcohol." With the police's hand.

This wife music. Fish Wan also provoked Brother: "Fart! Fart! "

" What? "

" Ah ... no, no, "Yu Wan immediately changed his mouth:" Fart, fart, is a fart! "

In everyone is happy, wave your hands, and see each other.

The go to chat after dinner at night. Some people say that there are too few public toilets now. Inspired, he became a pen, which aims to ridicule the embarrassment of urban banks than the toilet. Fortunately, there are breaking baskets. You can install it with this prop.

"For your wife, Go with the party, eat more vegetables, drink less. "These few words were heard many years ago, and I heard it on the wine table, and I dare not greedy. I hereby explain.

1 I saw my roommate stinky socks on the sofa yesterday night. Sentence, he jumped up at once, do you belong to the dragon?

2 The generation version of the first generation god, the heavens live up to the rich people.

3 3 A person who is usually very serious, if it wasn't for the day when he went home from work in advance to dream, he would not think that he would hold a mop in front of the toilet mirror Balabala's little demon immortal, and he collapsed for a moment. I was busy comforting him. When people are alone, when I am alone, I also diligently practiced Rulai God's palm from the sky.

Ilvas who are looking for her, who makes the matchmaker do not do the media

The funny interests and paragraphs in daily life and work. As long as we observe with heart, we are happy every day, and we will be happy every day. Learn more happy paragraphs and communicate with people will become very easy and happy. Let ’s share a few funny paragraphs

1 Do n’t say that you are single dogs. Sometimes the dog still has three wives and four concubines,

Your ugliness is not because you are fat

3 money can solve 99%of things, and the main reason for.

5 How to explain how thin the red face is in ancient times, because no one will care about how long it will live

6 hard work is not necessarily successful, but if you do not work hard, it will easily

7 Do not say that you are more tired than dogs all day. Dogs are not so tired

8 Failure is not terrible. n
9 Some people do not win at the starting line, but are directly born at the finish line

10 old saying that everything is difficult to start with things. ,

11 The people who love to laugh will not be too bad, because who is too bad, who can laugh out

12 I am a invisible rich, so there is no now, so there is no more than now Find my money,

13 If the air is not free, I can't live now

14 I don't want to run three, because there is no two enough

15 I often cry by myself stupid, but I can't bear to beat myself

16 Don't raise money with me, because as long as you can solve the problem of money, I can't solve it,

17 I have read a book for many years. Looking back, the kindergarten is better mixed

18 I want to sleep at other times except I do n’t want to sleep

19 Although the strong twist is not sweet, it is very thirsty

20 Finally found a suitable word, fat but not greasy